Date: 2010-06-09 22:09 Subject: Sellouts Security: Public Location: Your mum Mood: Meh Music: Yellowcard - The Takedown Tags: iphone

Ohmigosh, long time no update! But since I've finally succumbed to broadband heaven, yayyyy interwebs! XD As you can see, I've no doubt been cruelly deprived of many things... But anyway, as it goes, not much has happen in the past coupla years. So I really see no need to reiterate. Nyah.

But mehhhhh iPhoneeeee! Bought it, love it, sleep with it. I am slightly guilty for about three minutes per day about the fact I've become the biggest dropkick loser sellout since Justin Bieber. But still, I need something shiny and glossy, with pretty features. I mean, God! Motorolas for the past three years!

Well, I'm off to the app store to look for adult parephenalia...don't wait up.

Date: 2008-11-11 17:03 Subject: The World According to Jerry Springer Security: Public Location: A Chair Mood: Psycho Music: Nightwish - Stargazers Tags: rant

I've been inundated with feral neighbours, and the world has gone to crazy town in as many handbaskets as you could possibly imagine. And, to top it all off, I'm officially a checkout chick. Which, you know, prompts questions about my lack of enthusiasm for the working life in general...

Sorry for the late posts, as well. Can you say 40 hour weeks? I sure can. Mehhhhhhhh.....

That said, gonna start writing some serious smut again. And probably some cutesy artsy fartsy stuff, but I think that's just par for the course with my beautiful, spiritual nature nowadays. (Bleghh) - The Jehovas think I'm now 'flocking', as they call it, and I'm pretty sure it's not as nice as nesting, which I do quite frequently with the neighbours new baby. I may need military assistance. And possibly a thermonuclear device made out of saltwater taffy.

Catcha (hopefully) tomorrow.

Sayonara.

*Is chased by Flockers on Bikes*

Date: 2008-02-26 06:40 Subject: (no subject) Security: Public Mood: Slight Hungover Music: Dyers Eve - Metallica

Ahhh, long time no update. I could be a liar and say I've been carousing the Caribeans on a yacht, or even that my internet connection is [fail], but I've just been really bored and really unwilling to write anything. So nah.

Not much's been happening. Nothing fairly interesting, at any rate. I did get drunk on friday and make an embaressment of myself before staggering home whimpering like a little girl, but that's the norm. Is it a norm if you get plastered once every three or four months? *Sighs* I know I shouldn't, but I was just so tempted....

Anyway, I'm back into the tattoo design thing. Done a couple of interesting works, and I'm surprised at the feedback I'm getting for them, so hopefully a new enterprise looms on the horizon like some demented beast from a Koontz novel. Little ragdoll, perhaps. Ahhh, now that would be an awesome challenge...too bad I can't do realism for shit.

And icons! Are being badness. So, I'll wait until I get a better computer and a gif animator that can handle jpegs being the primary layer. Goddamn cheap rip-offs.

Toodles, and don't forget to never drink Cougar with flat coke. Bleh....

Date: 2008-01-14 17:47 Subject: $39.95 Security: Public Mood: *Yawns*

So I took a wander down main street s'morning, doing my usual peruse-not-buying shop profiling, and found this nifty little hair straightener for the price of pretty much nothing. So I snapped it up. XD I've always liked the way a straightener makes my hair feel - kinda like I'm some sort of Indian concubine, rubbing flower oils to soften my hair while I loll in the harem's palace quarters.
I need to stop reading romance novels, I swear. >>

Date: 2007-12-27 04:21 Subject: [3 Dog Night] Security: Public Mood: Humbuggery. Music: ???? - Currently Too Lazy To Do A Lyric Search Tags: fiction, kh, nc-17, threesome

Unbelievaly rightous Christmas. Decided to take a break from my sloppy, fluffy KH threesome - and write a KH threesome with lots of hot sex. What can I say? Cooking huge meals makes me horny. XD

Date: 2007-12-22 17:39 Subject: The Crappeth Hath Hitteth The Fanneth Security: Public Mood: Eeep? Music: Final Fantasy 10-2 Original Score

My brothers, after exhaustive years of whining about the lack of a computer, are now armed with technolegy and are about to receive an internet connection - if anyone from the sign-up ever figures out how to connect dial-up without a home phone.

This is kinda bad, because John and Porky have one goal in mind, and that goal includes the letters P, O, R and N.

The pervesh are on the loosh, yush?

Date: 2007-12-16 02:50 Subject: (no subject) Security: Public Mood: Blurggh, snot. Music: Memories of Lights and Waves

My, it's been awhile, no? I could fob you off with some brilliantly exotic story of lust and intrigue and adventure, but sadly I've been holed up with a nice little cold, insane amounts of boredom, and Final Fantasy X-2. 13 hours of it, to be precise.

So meehhhh, what's new? I just sold a sheet of tribal patterns to a tattoist for $300 smackeroos, so I might be able to save up for a nice big fat turkey for Christmas. Why do the bills always flood the weeks before? Why? So cruel and unusual. Besides that, and lolling up at my sisters again, I've been writing a Kingdom Hearts Sora/Kairi/Riku pwp in my own peculiar freebasing freestyle. It's quite odd; not only is it from Kairi's cracked pov [never written from a girls view before, weird] but it actually contains HET SEX. Quite bad, poetic and sloppy sex, to be precise, which currently has me in fits of giggles over the ludicrous dialogue of it all. 'Mound'. XD

*Bounces* And oh, Ouran! Awesome-o.

Date: 2007-11-29 13:14 Subject: Mwah! To my nine year old niece ~ *Much Luvs* Security: Public

Went to *******a yesterday! My niece shannon turned nine, so after buying her a pretty little lemonade tree we made the trip into the sweltering bush.  After sitting outside my sisters house for nearly an hour, waiting for her to come home from her job doin the cleaning thang, my brother and I (You'll probably hear a lot more about John later one) were soon surprised by the fact that, A: my niece (Another one, not the birthday girl) was home from school - AGAIN - and B: she'd been inside the whole time, quietly watching a cooking show and leaving us outside in the miserable heat.

After roused from her respite, we then bitched at each other for another half hour or so. But I really did miss her, I hope she could tell - her town may be only an hour away, but I don't get to see my lovely neices and nephew enough. Anyway, off we flew to the vineyard, to Jock and Shannons, where we were thoroughly ignored once more by the little ones after hugs, kisses, raised eyebrows at our choice of gift, and cold drinks, talked about sweet nothings for another half an hour, and left feeling happy and sad that we'd gotten to visit.

But you know what? I still haven't seen Sal (My sister).  - in fact, I haven't seen her for ages. Kinda pissing me off, to tell the truth. When she's in town, she doesn't come to my house; actually, I've heard she prefers to spend an hour or so with my neighbour Helen, WHO LIVES THE NEXT STREET OVER.

Grrr.

Date: 2007-11-26 15:12 Subject: Icon Batch No. 1 Security: Public Mood: Bwahahaha. Music: In A Young Man's Mind - Mooney Suzuki Tags: icons

Insanely random icon batch. If I ever find a icon journal I actually like, I might even send 'em here. Cos, you know, they're simple, but not too bad. XD 

20 items in total.

My Chemical Romance
Final Fantasy VIII & XIII [8] [13]
Duel Masters
Fullmetal Alchemist (Elricest)

Teaserinos:
         

Feel free to use these (God forbid if you ever actually want to X3). Just comment which ones you're taking, and upload away!

Date: 2007-11-22 11:39 Subject: Just Wanna Lick You All Over Security: Public Mood: Hee hee Music: My Chemical Romance - That Heaven...Song...Thingy....u.u

Finally! Elricest Sex Scene! It's actually kind of awesome-o that this was even drawn...no matter how crappy it is...u.u;;;. I mean, the last time I drew the bros doing the funky thing in bed, people asked if they were sick, 'cos of all the fever sweat. >.< IT WAS SEX SWEAT, GODDAMNIT!!!

Title: Just Wanna Lick You All Over
Fanart
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Crappy muscles. Badly drawn hands. Non-obvious blow job. Oh, and Ed's testes. u.u

Dun-de-dun, the links won't work so I'm posting porn on my DA account...

Date: 2007-11-21 01:05 Subject: Weird Shit - Kinda like Back To The Future, only more fluffy Security: Public

Ah, the sweet memories...I just went back to my Fanfiction.Net account, browsed through some of my older (and seriously more odder) stories, and discovered that yes, that Beyblade thing wasn't just a perverted dream that I was writing one day. 'Cos, you know, I actually wrote it. >.> Makes me think...before the days of chan and incest and such weird crap as that...I actually was a bit of a shounen-ai fangirl. 

It's so sad. XD